When the glo up is so real fuck boys pop out of the graves you buried them in.

When the glo up is so real fuck boys pop out of the graves you buried them in.

Looking for a real surfboard this summer. The one Beyoncé invented 🏄🏼‍♀️ Where dem boards at? 🌊

Looking for a real surfboard this summer. The one Beyoncé invented 🏄🏼‍♀️ Where dem boards at? 🌊

IDC JUDGE ME FOR BUYING KYLIE JENNER SHIT. YOURE JUST JEALOUS MY CHEEKBONES WILL POP HARDER THAN YOURS AND MY LIPSTICK STAYS ON WHILE IM HANDLIN YA MAN. Okay I got carried away with the last line but you get my point.

IDC JUDGE ME FOR BUYING KYLIE JENNER SHIT. YOURE JUST JEALOUS MY CHEEKBONES WILL POP HARDER THAN YOURS AND MY LIPSTICK STAYS ON WHILE IM HANDLIN YA MAN. Okay I got carried away with the last line but you get my point.

I’m so over men thinking I owe them shit or they deserve a certain amount of my time from the jump. Get it together and go fuck yourself before you ever think you’re gonna fuck me.

Listen to my giddy ass get pecked by a chicken. My voice is the definition of giddy.

I’m almost certain I’m going to die of loneliness

I just ordered a shade of eyeshadow named ‘weenie’ because I’m a sexual deviant 🌭

I just ordered a shade of eyeshadow named ‘weenie’ because I’m a sexual deviant 🌭


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